Police Report: Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine Assaulted in Alleged Carjacking

Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine, a known local figure in the town of Riverside, was allegedly assaulted in a carjacking incident on Friday night.

According to the police report, Coristine was returning home from a local bar when he was ambushed by two unknown assailants who forced him out of his vehicle.

Coristine sustained minor injuries during the altercation but managed to escape and seek help from a nearby resident who then called the police.

The alleged carjackers fled the scene before law enforcement arrived, leaving Coristine shaken but thankful to be alive.

Police are currently investigating the incident and are urging anyone with information to come forward.

Coristine, known for his larger-than-life personality and controversial reputation, has sparked speculation about potential motives behind the attack.

Local residents are shocked by the news and are calling for increased police presence in the area to prevent similar incidents from occurring in the future.

Coristine has declined to comment on the incident, stating that he is cooperating with the police investigation.

As the investigation unfolds, the community is left to wonder what led to the alleged assault on Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine.